Racing Demotivational Poster
NASCAR FANS -
NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.
BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.
OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them
FORMULA ONE - Formula One is to NASCAR as chess is to checkers. Racing... for smart people.
AUSSIE COPS - Do it with style !!
CONTROL - If Everything Seems Under Control, You're Just Not Going Fast Enough
LEGEND - "Second place is just the first place loser."
DALE EARNHARDT - WALL - 01 EARNHART - 0
DRAG RACING - Another community event sponsored by your local Walmart
Street Racing -
GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.
TRIXIE - Go Speed! Go to her ass!
WOO HOO OR DAMN IT? - It's a love/hate relationship in racing with this thing.
COINED PHRASES - "And They're Off"!...possibly inspired by a horse that had a cycle-logical disorder.
RACING - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
THERE SHE BLOWS -
FRIENDLY COMPETITION -
A-STYLE? - Doggie-Style.
Submarine Racing -
Drag Racing -
EMBRACING EVIL -
RACING - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
FOX NEWS ALERT - Liberals ruin America by leaning left and they ruin racing by trying to turn right. They can't do anything right!
LUCK - either that guy has alot of strength to clear you, or..... You have some freaking magical barrier....
Bicycle races are coming your way -